It´s incredibly hot here today, not only nice weather but really hot weather. It´s hard for me to stay at the computer and update this blog for you, but well... you´re the bosses! Today i have a compilation of especially the best knockouts and the funniest SELF knockouts, just have a watch!
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- This dirt bike rider does a Faceplant self knock out.
No long talk, let´s just start with the funny part of life
- This is one of the most incredibly brutal fights I have ever seen.- If you try something too often you might perform a great faceplant.- This cutie does a juicy BOOTY SHAKE!- I don´t really like boxing, but this punch is great.- If you can explain this, add a comment, and enlighten us.- Think of it, when you have your next breakfast egg.- Damn wouldn´t you like to play soccer with this hell of a chick?- Stylish small Mini Cooper with some gigantic boobs.- Hot Danica Patrick - Swinsuit Photoshooting.- Here´s a compilation of the funniest slide bloopers.- Jordan Capri rides her husbands cock - gallery.- Here´s a cutie: Tawnee Stone sucking her first dick.- Dana in green shirt and yellow panties.- Taylor little - Cute young bombshell in satin Panties.- 20 year old Evita introduces her lesbian playhouse.
Lat but not least i have 10 of the most incrediblesexual world records:
- The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.
- The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).
- The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.
- The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.
- Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
- The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.
- Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!
- The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.
- The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!
- Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12
I can tell you now, this is gonna be a short update, and i must bring myself to make an update today, because the weather is incredibly nice, and i should be outside. But well... I do it for YOU!
First of all let´s continue with our Failure Series. This time I have a nice failure-video for you! Some of this shit is really dangerous, so don´t try this at home... no really: DON`T!
Now let´s get to our daily gallery which is once again: KATE from KATE´s Playground!
Hope you like this gallery as much as i do. But we´re not done yet! I still have some of the real funny stuff for you as i decided right now, that this update must not end here! It´s gonna be a looong day tomorrow and i wonder how i will make 8 hours of work on saturday, and sunday, it´s gonna be a fucked up weekend, no drunk partys, no hangover wakeup... But enough of the complaining let´s fuckin´ get to the point!
- I would know a better way, to mop a wrestling ring.- I´m not very religious, but for many people this is the black Jesus.- Don´t EVER start erotic chats with your parents at home!- This bike dude really needs a dentist after this elegant faceplant.- Another bike faceplant, but this one is placed just perfect!- Does that hurt your royal majesty?- The first thing to do in a fire: SAVE YOUR PORN!- Don´t drink the bongwater when you´re pregnant -> result- Pro VS. noob -> This one is a reeeal professional!
That´s it for today, see you all tomorrow, and just keep on voting your favourite ass!
As I can see, some of you are already waiting for the next update. Just some minutes and you´ll get it! I´m pretty busy these days and as i found out today, tomorrow i have an exam... it´s gonna be a looong night, so i hope to see you here.
Let´s continue with our failure series first:
And, that´s not all the funny stuff I have for you today. Let´s just continue with some stylish faceplants for you.
Damn sorry for being so late this time! I just had a lot of work to do. As you can see, there´s a few new features on bl0gbuster. The ASS OF THE WEEK, and the WEEKLY POLL.
Ass of the week: We present you 3 brand new asses every week. Vote for your favourite one. In the following week you will always see who won the last weeks contest. Have fun with it!
Weekly Poll: Just as the Ass of the week, this is a poll question for you to answer. you find it in the right menu. In the following week you will always find the result of last weeks voting, and a new Poll question. Have fun voting!
Well now let´s get to the real funny part. First of all I´ve collected a bunch of the very best flash animations and games for you! Be careful not to get addicted.
After this "short" excursion into the gaming world let me present you our today´s gallery: Here´s Diddylicious! Incredibly cute one. She also has her own website: www.diddylicious.com. But first let me show you an exclusive gallery of her.
It´s gonna be a looong day tomorrow and i wonder how i will make 8 hours of work on saturday, and sunday, it´s gonna be a fucked up weekend, no drunk partys, no hangover wakeup... But enough of the complaining let´s fuckin´ get to the point!
